Details People Details!

Well, after about four days of aimless pondering..... I still haven't come up with something useful to talk about. I do have a little news. The football team finally won! We've kinda stunk the last few weeks 'cause we've got a lot of inexperienced guys who, because of graduations, have been thrown into a starting job. HOLY CRAP! Sorry to jump off task, but my cup FULL of water just fell off the table unassisted, drenching my feet and pants-leg. I thought we had gotten rid of all the angry cup spirits in this house. Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, so we've struggled against two very good teams, but last night, we beat Shiloh High 28-7. Not to mention, I got in! And, I was a block in the back away from assisting in the last tackle of the game. It was great... (reflecting)... Ok, so, as I promised in my last blog, I have details on my new "G" life. I've decided that my new name will be "EZ-wRap". This idea actually came from my dad upon noticing the brand name on my brace after I broke my wrist. My first single will be..... ok, I'm sorry, but this cup thing is freakin' me out. It was seriously like it was pushed by something unknown. Like that one groomsmen who skipped the rehearsal dinner and didn't get the "don't lock your legs" message. Half way through the "I do's" he suddenly hits the floor like he was just punched by Mike Tyson. Ok, sorry again, where was I? Oh yea, my break through hit. I have decided that I will read "Green Eggs and Ham" to a cool beat, while a large black man in the back says "Yea" and "Uh huh" at opportune moments. It'll be great! Maybe I will even make a dance for it. That always works! Now that I know that I can talk the talk, dawg, I have to walk the walk. I will spend all my off time, between the rappin and dancin, wondering the city looking like a jewelery store and speaking incoherently. If I am feeling really bad, maybe I'll even stand next to "NO Loitering" signs an steal candy from small children. That way I can build my street cred. Ok, well this was fun and all, but I have to face reality. This may come as a shock, but I don't think that I can pull the "rapper" life off. Although I am a great dancer and I can lay down a rhyme like it's no body's business, I'm not sure I can take candy from people. I'm just too nice. It is a shame, I was looking forward to all those parties, but I have to face facts. I'm probably gonna go, I need time to re-evaluate myself, but hopefully I can come up with something good to talk about next time. See ya'll later.